The Players

My husband, Joe. He's a construction contractor. He builds things. No way I could do all this house stuff without him. For the love of lemons DO NOT tell him that. He also detests my obsession with HGTV because it's where I get all my "cockamamie ideas". He's pretty handy to have around for the most part.

My oldest son, Fred*, is one amazing kid. Smart, compassionate,kind and sensitive. Wise beyond his 6.5 years. He's naturally athletic but doesn't have an aggressive or competitive bone in his body. To be honest he's kind of a pansy. We need to work on that because he's our retirement plan.

My younger son, Barney*, is 3.5 and is going to put me in an early grave. Cute, loving, snuggly, charming and a total mama's boy. But also naughty, sneaky and completely untrustworthy. Joe is fairly certain we will be bailing him out of jail one day. I don't disagree.

*Children's names have been changed. Duh.





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